when you’re hungry and your friends won’t share their food with you
June: favourite book
August: crush names
October: favourite game
December: random fact about me :)
i make the best cookie-muffins in the whole school according to my friends who cannot stop eating them.:)
"I found him.
I found my soulmate.
Behold my idiot as he spazzes into the sunset”
you don’t know how much i laugh at this every time i see itthis hits my dash about three times a week and i laugh every time.
I have never seen this before, but damn it’s hard to keep from laughing when you’re sitting in a dead silent lecture
Remember that episode of Jimmy Neutron where the ending implied that at least the entire episode if not the whole series was the nightmare of a sentient pizza pie
I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS
I’ve come too far to risk all this good luck
this is like my fave joke
okay that shit was good.
A woman: men need to stop murdering women.
Some dude: um I think you mean PEOPLE need to stop murdering PEOPLE
A woman: no actually I was talking specifically about violence against women.
Some dude: OMG????!!!!!! YOU THINK MEN DESERVE TO DIE??????!!!!!?!?!?! EVERYONE THIS PERSON IS SAYING VIOLENCE AGAINST MEN IS OKAY????!!!?!?!?!! women are so ILLOGICAL thankfully I am here to REASON WITH YOU, hate breeds hate ok
All credit goes to - japharts
This, literally, is dead on exactly how I feel, and probably a lot of you guys too.
if you ever wonder why I’m surprised when you call me your friend or when you say you want to hang out or when you say you miss me
✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* \(◕‿◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
Stop trying to make people feel bad for liking things they like
✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* \(✿◕‿◕)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
for our final English project last year we had an essay and it had to be around 800 words and this one guy in our class only had 400 so he copied the words he had and pasted it in white below it
my anaconda don’t want none
unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON